In this episode of TSB, Caesar, JumpmanBostic, Geeno, and Guru are in the studio.

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Former Nike CEO Phil Knight is used to selling us sneakers. Now he’s applying that same skill at selling us a very convenient story about why Nike decided to feature Colin Kaepernick in their “Just Do It” ad last year.

Matt Powell says that if he was Nike he wouldn’t sign Zion Williamson. He’s also said that Kanye didn’t have any affect on Adidas popularity and that Jordans were dead. So Nike might want to take his advice with a grain of salt.

In ‘N Out has “beef” with PUMA. Pun intended.

Michael Avenatti is looking to challenge Jussie Smollet for “Dumbest Criminal of 2019”. Allegedly, he tried to extort Nike for millions of dollars with information that most people either already knew, or assumed was happening anyway.

In This Week In Stupid, a man steals over $400k in Rolex watches while wearing the most identifiable sneakers he had in his closet.

And finally, we read some more Yelp 1 Star Sneaker Store Reviews, with one review describing how TWO families on the same day ended up with an “exclusive release” from an employee at a Nike Outlet Store in the Bay Area.