Just when you thought Nike SB couldn’t get weirder—in walks Nardwuar with a plaid mic and a sneaker collab.

Yes, the Canadian legend of quirky interviews and “Doot doola doot doo… Doot doo!” is getting his own Nike SB Dunk Low. Set to release during Holiday 2025, the Nardwuar x Nike SB Dunk Low is basically what would happen if a Scottish kilt crashed a skate shop.

The upper? Full plaid chaos. Think tam o’ shanter hat exploded—with wild stripes of red, yellow, and white stitched onto panels like your grandma’s sofa got stylish. A dark Swoosh, laces, and outsole balance the madness, giving the shoe at least some grip on reality.

Of course, it wouldn’t be a proper Nardwuar release without his famous catchphrase printed somewhere. Enter the insoles, where you’ll find the words every celebrity fears mid-interview: “Doot doola doot doo…” and, naturally, “Doot doo!”

Bonus? These SB Dunks come with extra laces and special packaging so you can fully commit to the Nardwuar lifestyle—or scare your friends.

Nardwuar x Nike SB Dunk Low Release Date

The Nardwuar x Nike SB Dunk Low will retail for $135 and arrive at select skate shops and Nike.com in Holiday 2025.

You might not be ready for the plaid parade, but Nardwuar is—and your sneaker rotation deserves this chaos.

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Mockup by Sneaker Market RO
Source: Sneaker Files